Weird Happenings!

So, yesterday was a very strange day for me! I had two very bizarre things that happened to me that were very odd!

The first one went something like this...

me: walking the dog outside wearing my ever-so-classy baby blue, snowflake pjs tucked into uggs (only due to shear laziness on my part were they tucked in.)

creepy gutter cleaner dude 1: "hey look, it's Kim Kardashian."

me: turn around to look to see who it is they were talking to, because surely it was not me who was looking like star in my snowflake pjs.

creepy gutter cleaner dude 2: ^insert the most feminine wave you've ever seen^ "hey cutie."

me: totally weirded out, I quickly divert the dog back towards the house.

So, as if this situation was not strange enough, just a mere 4 hours later, this happened....

me: sitting outside of Starbucks on 8 mile and Haggerty, (a blast from the past and old stomping ground of mine) holding my 10-month (soon to be 11, but I hold onto the 10-month title up until 2:55 on the 24th of every month) Sofia on my lap waiting for an old friend to get her drink inside.

creepy weirdo coffee drinker: "how old is your baby?"

me: "10 months"

creepy weirdo coffee drinker: "oh wow!"

me: "yeah, she's tiny."

creepy weirdo coffee drinker: "no, her size isn't why I said that, she just doesn't hold herself up like a 10 month old should..." (he continued babbling about how she didn't seem to have the stability of a 10 month old, for what seemed an eternity)

now here's the kicker....






wait for it......







creepy weirdo coffee drinker: "I'm not insulting your baby or anything, it just doesn't seem like she has the stability of a 10 month old."

me: thinking to myself, who in the world is this guy and is he a doctor? surely he's not, why is he saying this to me? no doctor would just walk up to some random mom and tell them their baby isn't doing what they should, so what is this creeper's deal? "well, her pediatrician says she is doing just great and has reached all of her milestones, thanks, bye bye now."

creepy weirdo coffee drinker: lurks a bit longer, then finally gets the hint that he's a creeper and as he's walking away says..."well at least she's really cute."

me: "yup."